Anthology of Interest I

I saw you with those two "ladies of the evening" at Elzars. Explain that. I found what I need. And it's not friends, it's things. Noooooo!

How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back

How much did you make me? I'm Santa Claus! I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan! Oh, how awful. Did he at least die painlessly? …To shreds, you say. Well, how is his wife holding up? …To shreds, you say.

• There's one way and only one way to determine if an animal is intelligent. Dissect its brain!
• I'm a thing.
• How much did you make me?

Bender Gets Made

What's with you kids? Every other day it's food, food, food. Alright, I'll get you some stupid food. I'm a thing. Daddy Bender, we're hungry. Oh, all right, I am. But if anything happens to me, tell them I died robbing some old man. Bender, you risked your life to save me! Leela, Bender, we're going grave robbing.

The Duh-Vinci Code

But I've never been to the moon! Why did you bring us here? Five hours? Aw, man! Couldn't you just get me the death penalty? Actually, that's still true.

1. Hey, guess what you're accessories to.
2. Why yes! Thanks for noticing.
3. I found what I need. And it's not friends, it's things.
4. Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball's in Farnsworth's court!

I Second That Emotion

Goodbye, friends. I never thought I'd die like this. But I always really hoped. Shinier than yours, meatbag. Look, everyone wants to be like Germany, but do we really have the pure strength of 'will'?